Columns

The Idle American by Dr. Don Newbury

Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:05

Persons of a certain age waxed melancholy recently upon the death of a musical icon, Mitch Miller. He of “follow-the-bouncing-ball” fame, along with his orchestra, was much in the nation’s entertainment spotlight with a weekly TV show on NBC in the 1960s. Miller died a year shy of his 100th birthday.

My Uncle Mort, who just turned 98 years of age, remembers a lament associated with the popular musician. A half-century ago, Mort made this observation: “In the days of my youth, my life was one of wine, women and song.

Nowadays, it’s Metrecal, the old gal and ‘Sing Along with Mitch’.”

 

Over the Back Fence by Randy Mankin

Tuesday, 20 April 2010 00:00

How about those Rangers?

Congratulations to Nolan Ryan and his Texas Rangers baseball club for finally dispatching the playoff bugaboo that has haunted the franchise for its entire existence.

The team now faces the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series where they will play with a World Series berth on the line. Fortunately for the Rangers, they will have home field advantage over the Yankees which means that four of the seven games will be played in Arlington, if the series goes that far.

Anyone who knows anything about baseball will tell you never to bet against the Yankees, but you have to like the Rangers chances.  I just hope that they don’t experience a let down after winning the first playoff series in team history.

 

Tumbleweed Smith

Monday, 19 April 2010 00:00

Huey has had a lot of hits

Huey P. Meaux (pronounced Mo) lives in Winnie. He went there as a barber years ago and later got into music, which has been his passion since his daddy played accordion for him when he was growing up. Huey played drums with small bands, but he says he wasn’t very good. “I had to keep dodging those beer cans, but I wanted to be in music some way, so I became a record producer.”

After doing radio shows in Port Arthur and Beaumont, where he played his beloved Cajun music, Huey built recording studios in Pasadena and Houston where he developed some innovative echo chambers using oil field tanks. “I put a microphone in one end and a speaker in the other,” he says. “It created a unique effect. It was pretty cheap. I’d go to record companies and they’d want to know how I got that sound. I wouldn’t tell them.”

 

Rich Lowry

Monday, 19 April 2010 00:00

Obama’s Ground Zero Dodge

President Barack Obama’s ringing statement in favor of the ground zero mosque had a gaping escape clause: He didn’t necessarily support the mosque.

Not that he bothered to spell that out for his entranced listeners at a Friday night iftar dinner at the White House, or to his supporters who rushed to hail the “finest moment” of his presidency. “Moment” turned out to be the right word. Less than 24 hours later he was telling reporters he hadn’t taken a position on the “wisdom” of the mosque project, only on the organizers’ “right to build a place of worship and community center on private property in lower Manhattan.”

Obama managed to stake a brave stand on a principle no one seriously contests -- the legal right to build the mosque -- while voting “present” on the question that matters: Whether they should or not. This is high-toned dodginess, insipidity masquerading as incisiveness.

 

Laura Snyder

Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:40

My cup floweth

I have discovered that I may well be the lamest parent on the planet. How is it possible that I have been the mother of four boys, the oldest of which is 27 years old, and I don’t know the first thing about athletic cups?

My oldest boy was in soccer until his kicking toe got an ingrown toenail, but either he didn’t need an athletic cup or my husband was recruited for that purchase. But that was 17 years ago! I can’t be expected to remember that when I have trouble remembering my kids’ names.

However, I’m pretty sure I didn’t make that purchase because I would have remembered it. When my thirteen-year old needed one last week, I was stumped.

 

Texas Tales by Mike Cox

Thursday, 01 April 2010 00:00

Remembering Mertzon's Windmills

Last time I drove through Mertzon, it sunk in on me that the windmills were gone.

West Texas still has plenty of Aermotors cranking away, and on many mesa tops giant wind turbines are popping up like rain lillies, but Mertzon used to depend on wind power long before it was the green thing to do.

With a little editing, here is a piece on Mertzon in the 1960s from “Red Rooster Country,” my long out-of-print first book:

“They look like a field of iron sunflowers in the distance, but they’re windmills – literally scores of them scattered all over Mertzon.